I am an idiot #12 🚿

Out walking yesterday, I saw a gardener watering some grass by the sidewalk.

Since it was really hot outside, I thought it would be fun if he could spray his hose up in the air and sprinkle a bit of water over me. A little refreshing rain I thought…

So I stood with arms and legs open like a starfish and asked him to spray me.

Well… instead of a light sprinkle, the gardener pointed his hose directly at me and squirted me right in the crotch. 😫

And I went home with wet pants.


A reminder for you all today: Sometimes when you ask for trouble, it finds you.

Happy Friday, happy people!
– Love, Joel

Kids next door are obsessed with Wordle. Found this on our pavement out front πŸ™‚

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