No one stopping you –> but you.

I came up with a cool idea recently… Take some lemon seeds and lime seeds, plant them in my backyard… Wait until the plants become like 1-2 feet tall, then i’m gonna try grafting them together to make hybrid lemon/lime trees. Then after the small trees are strong enough, I’ll sell each lemon/lime hybrid tree Read more about No one stopping you –> but you.[…]

I am an idiot #18 ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Big dinner last nightโ€ฆ turkey, gravy, stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, gravyโ€ฆ all topped with a generous portion of GRAVY. I ate so fast and sloppy I had to wipe my face several times with a napkin. And then came the speeches. Everyone went round the dinner table and said what they were thankful for… But Read more about I am an idiot #18 ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]

I am an idiot #15, #16 & #17 ๐Ÿ˜”

Yesterday I spent 20 mins walking around looking for my phone. โ€”-> it was in my pocket. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ Last week I washed and dried a massive basket of laundry โ€”-> When my wife got home she said all those clothes was already clean, I washed them again for no reason. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ The other day I Read more about I am an idiot #15, #16 & #17 ๐Ÿ˜”[…]

I am an idiot #14 ๐Ÿค”

Yesterday was my wife and I’s 7 year wedding anniversary. And…. I forgot. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Actually we both forgot. If it wasn’t for one of our friends texting us mid-morning saying happy anniversary, we probably would have missed the day completely. And now I’m a little embarrassed because we pride ourselves on celebrating every little milestone Read more about I am an idiot #14 ๐Ÿค”[…]

I am an idiot #10 ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Last week out surfing I noticed a photographer standing on the beach. He had a professional camera with a huge lens and was taking pictures of all the surfers! I thought to myself, “maybe now is my chance to become a famous surfer… If I surf really good and he takes some killer photos, maybe Read more about I am an idiot #10 ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]

I am an idiot #8 ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

It was a Tuesday, July 18th, 2017… exactly 4 years ago. It was my wife and my 2nd wedding anniversary. That week I was really busy at work, so I convinced my wife that we should just celebrate “later”… Instead of taking her out, I worked 12 hours that day. Instead of coming home with Read more about I am an idiot #8 ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]

I am an idiot #7 ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป

A little while ago I stumbled across a job listing. While Iโ€™m very happy where I work currently, this new company sounded so cool! I got really exited and wanted to apply – just to see what happens. I wrote โ€œapply for that jobโ€ in the bottom right corner of my to do list. Then Read more about I am an idiot #7 ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป[…]

I guess i’m not the only idiot… ๐ŸŒ

Good morning and Happy Monday! I got funny email from our street sweeper friend last week… ***** Mr Joel, driving a sweeper is always interesting. 1 thing is after I have my fruit I can throw it in front of the sweeper and away we go. But yesterday I finished my banana and my attempt Read more about I guess i’m not the only idiot… ๐ŸŒ[…]

I am an idiot #5 ๐Ÿ™… Multitasking…โ€

Last week I was walking the dog. I was holding his leash with one hand, and had a piping hot coffee in the other. I also somehow was holding my phone, some letters, headphones and a face mask. Hands completely full. All was going well until Cooper stopped and did a big poop. Then I Read more about I am an idiot #5 ๐Ÿ™… Multitasking…โ€[…]

I am an idiot #4 ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Last year I met a really interesting guy. He was late 50’s, retired, uber successful in real estate investing, had travelled the world, and now spends his time volunteering. Super smart, super nice, it was like meeting a human superhero. We spoke for about 45 minutes and I loved every second. Just as I was Read more about I am an idiot #4 ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]

I am an idiot #3 ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ

In 2013 I bought 25 x shares of Tesla. I got really excited, because the stock prices rose immediately. I picked a winner! So, a few weeks later I sold those 25 shares and made $900 profit! Woohoo! Then, I went to all my friends and bragged that I was an awesome investor… But today, Read more about I am an idiot #3 ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]

I am an idiot #2 ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Once I was walking across an intersectionโ€ฆ Since I was the only person walking, I was the center of attention for all the stopped cars… So I thought this was a good opportunity to show everybody some of my โ€œsweet dance movesโ€. I was wearing baggy sweatpants (just returning home from break dance lessons), and Read more about I am an idiot #2 ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]

I am an idiot ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Sometimes I do really dumb things. Like the other day, I got home from surfing and realized I had a big cut on my foot… Since the cut was too big for a bandaid, I decided to superglue the skin back together. Well, somehow I ended up supergluing my hand to the bottom of my Read more about I am an idiot ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ[…]