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Friday Pun – Everybody likes a good laugh on Friday

  I know it’s lame, but I don’t care! Friday is the most relaxing and fun week day — and if you can’t laugh at a good ol’ Friday pun, then you’re probably taking life too seriously. Most of you already know that Friday is my second favorite F word (my first fav F word Read more about Friday Pun – Everybody likes a good laugh on Friday[…]

A few more funny volunteering stories!

It’s been 10 months since I started volunteering with Meals on Wheels (just 1 shift per week). My job is to deliver meals to people who can’t source food for themselves. Some clients are sick or disabled, but most of them are just extremely old. It’s not a glamorous job, but I make the most Read more about A few more funny volunteering stories![…]

The first time I farted in front of my wife… 🙈

  We had been dating about 6 months. You know that early phase in a relationship… when you’re still getting to know each other, on your best behaviour, etc. One night we were coming back from a dinner date and my stomach was starting to ache. I could feel some gas coming, and tried my Read more about The first time I farted in front of my wife… 🙈[…]

A rude awakening

This morning I woke up and my dog’s butthole was right next to my face. 🙁 What a rude awakening! Anyway, the reason I’m happy is… things can only get better from here today. “The most wasted of all days is one without laughter” – E. E. Cummings” Photo by alexandra lammerink

Tips to survive a 13 hour ✈️ flight!

I’m currently on a 13hr flight from Los Angeles —> Auckland. Long flights are tough. But here’s a few tips to help you survive… 1) Bring a small gift or some nice candy for your flight attendant 👩‍✈️. They will be surprised and hook you up with free beers and other goodies throughout your flight. Read more about Tips to survive a 13 hour ✈️ flight![…]